say NO to Zionis.

i hate them for wat they did.

so do u kan? n for the reason, we haf the ryte to boycott them.

STARBUCKS. boycott!! katakan TAKNAK pade mreka.

baling bom! baling bom!

ehh..jap.jap.

ngape kt kedai ni cm ade symbol bulat2 kaler ijau. mcm pernah kulihat tp dimana yaaa...

ohh..saye kt starbuck upenye skang nih.

bongak!

helloooo...walk de talk man! ckp tada srupa bikin ini pmpuan.

a wik of misery #~

-- got 3 project presentation dis coming wik. ia memerlukan ketabahan. yee..not to forget, a hardship tu.

-- maybank's paperwork nid to be altered due to sum circumstances. tabhkan jela ati ni.. at least puan tu lenient in dealing wit our crap work tuh. big thanx to u pn yusarina.

-- a full report of PBL nid to be completed n submitted by 13th wik. yeeee adik2. itu adelah pade minggu depan inih! sabo jela yop..

-- Alhamdulillah (Thank God) since MAF 640 xyah kene wat any report babe! credits to u, Sir Saiful. yay! thanx fo being great fo us. oo btw, me did a gud job on ur paper kn? or was it d other way round, wic, u did a great n not-too-strict-like-her-marking skill on our paper? huuu..wat a pleasure~~

hurmm..having said all of d above, sebenarnya amatla sukar bile kite ni digelar pelajar semester akhir. ingat bes ke?? xbesla dey..everytg turns out jussssst wrongGG! *TISK*

JiWa KaCaU!

inilah yg terjadi apabila anda mendpt lecturer melayu yg xmembantu melayu.

yes! we try to help ourselves tho. tp die??

kami nih blaja AIS ke BEL?

mama...aku bosannn!

sUcH a cHaoS!

peOple..pEoPLe..

kate dah part8? n we r graduating guys..

matured enuf to think.

those arguments we had wil have its own space in my memory. nor good or bad.

memory of being an accountancy sudent yg byk puak!

wakaka..sengal.

:: CinTe GiLe ::

cinte gile. dahla bute, gile plak uu..
layankan ajee..

Saat Indah Bermula
Terasa Bahagia
Cinta Yang Lama Terhenti
Berputik Kembali
Ada Yang Menghampiri
Ku Tidak Peduli
Cinta Ini Cinta Gila
Untuk Kita Berdua

Woo..
Woo..
Woo..
Tiada Yang Dapat Menghalangnya
Kita Berdua Terus Bercinta
Selamanya
I Cant Live
I Cant Living Without You Oh Baby
Just Only You That My Love
With Love

Hanya Kau Ku Miliki
Yang Tiada Ganti
Bukan Mimpi Sudah Pasti
Jiwaku Berseri
Ada Yang Menghampiri
Ku Tidak Peduli
Cinta Ini Cinta Gila
Untuk Kita Berdua

by GREY SKY MORNING

my future undertaking

: i cant be an auditor.siyesly i cant.i haf no sense of confidentiality. dammit~

: i born to be a girl. but im not as feminine as they expect.gosh~

: i may not be a teacher.im not.

: or wil i b a housewife instead?? grosh!

what a NAME!

:: gonjeng – sbb mereka merasakan aku ni kegilaan tahap terlampau.huh..

:: jijah – back then, saye suke sgt tgk iklan nih n I love to sing dis song ‘jijah jijah, abang nyanyi ya? jijah yg cantik..jijah yg manis..jijah yg manja..’ ingat x? n i was like sooo suke nyanyi lagu nih kuat2 di kaki lima skola mnengah dulu.

:: baby ‘J’ – ni sume keje yan. Mentang2 aku manyak jerawat dulu, sesuke suki die je nk panggil aku baby ‘J’ – stand fo jerawat. Cilake yan..tp aku sayang kamu yan.

:: katik – xckup ketinggian?tlalu rendang?huh..rendang tp bebuah tau!!

:: koala bear – ni keje ain. Mentang2 aku bulat dan rendang bebuah lebat, sesuke suki je nk panggil aku koala bear. Tp xpe, koala bear ni la yg ko suke pelok ain! I’m huggable! Yayy~

:: popeye - senior kat hi skewl suke panggil saye popeye.wat de he**..... kerana mereka merasakan saya wat aerobik cam bini popeye. ye si perempuan kurus yg digilai popeye tu. huh.sungguh tak berasas.

~n ppl call it NAME~

u owe me FAIZAL TAHIR!

gOod jOb.

saYaNg kaMu FaiZaL taHiR!

wE LaFF u. we SuPpOrT u!

so fun to be a MALAYSIAN!

1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.

2. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

3. NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

4. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

5. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it.
But after a few pints they start
swearing at everything.. .

6. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

7. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

8. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, period, haven't removed make-up, haven't had a shower, no water supply, going to watch 'Desperate Housewives', depressed, no mood, etc...

9. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)

10. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon;
Tiger Balm.

11. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

12. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

13. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police roadblock.

14. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

15. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
On second thought, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say 'Pew Jeot'. When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'. So don't be embarassed saying 'Carry 4' when the ! Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as 'rangootan'.

16. NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION:
The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes 'bouncing' about on the streets.

How to pronounce Fashion names?

r u having difficulties in pronouncing those vogue-de-vasst fashion designer names?
no worry guys cuz i'm having the dilemmas too! haha. here are some tips and guide. enjoy!

1. Jean Paul Gaultier --- (zhan paul GO-tee-AY)

2. Bulgari --- (BOOL-ga-ree)

3. Versace --- (ver-SAH-chay)

4. Loewe --- (LO-ee-VAY)

5. Givenchy --- Jhee-von-shee

6. Hermès --- Air-mez

7. Louis Vuitton --- Loo-ee Voo-ee-ton

8. Moschino --- Mo-ski-no

9. Pierre Cardin --- Pee-air Car-dain

10. Dior Homme --- dee-OAR OM

11. Dolce & Gabbana --- DOLE-chay and gab-BON-a

12. Salvatore Ferragamo --- Sal-va-TOH-reh Fair-a-GAH-moe

13. Yves Saint Laurent --- EVE Sane-LOR-aunt

14. Balenciaga --- Bah-len-see-ah-gah

15. Christian Lacroix --- Cristian la-kwa

16. Cacharel --- Cash-er-el

17. Chanel --- Shuh-nel

18. Issey Miyake --- Eees-Ay Me-Yah-Kee

19. Swarovski --- Swore-off-ski