KADANG KADANG MAHU JUGA POPULAR SEPERTI TAMAN RASYIDAH UTAMA

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Sunday, December 7, 2008

so fun to be a MALAYSIAN!

1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.

2. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

3. NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

4. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

5. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it.
But after a few pints they start
swearing at everything.. .

6. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

7. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

8. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, period, haven't removed make-up, haven't had a shower, no water supply, going to watch 'Desperate Housewives', depressed, no mood, etc...

9. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)

10. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon;
Tiger Balm.

11. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

12. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

13. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police roadblock.

14. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

15. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
On second thought, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say 'Pew Jeot'. When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'. So don't be embarassed saying 'Carry 4' when the ! Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as 'rangootan'.

16. NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION:
The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes 'bouncing' about on the streets.

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